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MEET LOELLA...

If I was a Mitford I would be... Jessica, she did everything
worth doing.

My eyes are hazel and my hair is the colour of cold black coffee.
I hate being called pale and interesting. Or even worse, Goth.

I wore leather elbow patches and caramel corduroy before Jarvis Cocker and I have always had a fringe. In fact I was an introverted toddler who hid behind a wall of hair before boys brought me into the daylight.
I am a polymath. Which in actual fact means I can barely settle on one art form. In LA they call this being a “slash”: artist/mother/bloggista/copywriter/burlesqueperformanceartist etc.
In Seattle they call it a “creative consultant”. But in London they call it ”wanker”. This said... I paint this blog and I am watching YOU!
So, be nice.

I never know what to wear in hotel lobbies... unless I am with a large touring band. I am superstitious about perfume and I wear my Mother’s Sicilian cross with everything. I was raised to believe that art matters more than commerce (but commerce often wins). I like absurdity, incense and abstract painting. I hate hairspray. I seem to spend my life...
in clothes that smell like yesterdays party.

I love Hetty because she looks like a Hitchcock blonde but laughs like Diana Vreeland, and because she say’s sorry when it’s rarely her fault. 

My favourite dead person is... Elsa Schiaparelli

 

LOELLA LOVES...

  • Eavesdropping
  • 70s Cacharel blouses in tense and tiny floral prints
  • Sarah Moon
  • Romance was Born
  • Cuir de Russie parfum/Lapsang Souchong tea
  • Sexy old bastards or men who dress like them: 
    Terence Stamp, Bailey, Jarvis
  • Grey wool pleated skirts
  • School jumpers with frayed cuffs
  • Wet tangled hair
  • Androgyny
  • Keats

 

SO DOWNTOWN

  • High street clothes “seasoned” in Bergamot tea
    and boiled beetroot.
  • Last night’s eyeliner on purpose.
  • Always a contrasting bra.
  • Faber classic for the tube/bus stop/café.
  • A ball gown to the cinema.
  • Ironic use of sequins, ongoing...
  • More than three different decades of vintage in one look.
  • Boy’s underpants (they have to be stolen).