Hetty: "Is buying a denim mini skirt from Alexa Chung just like ordering a Nasi Goreng anywhere in Bali?' I mean rice is always good and denim is only good if it's on Alexa and....is it norm core or is it art?"
Loella: "I think both Hetty."
Hetty:"Why so Loella?"
Loella: "Because it's safe as houses. As safe as a fuck off boring T-shirt by APC"
Hetty: "Well something has to stop you buying that lilac PVC milk maid Kyoto anime soft porn waitress on roller-skates apron pinafore thing..."
Loella: "You know me so well. You know me too well. Too late, I already ordered it."
Hetty: "To actually wear?"
Loella: "No silly to have Tracey Emin write on the skirt with a sharpie. This is ART Hetty and you know it..."
Hetty: (sniffs) "I thought it was a bit Top Shop via Patricia Field myself..."
Loella: "Shut up, you bought the cotton blouse. Coward. Style coward. You don't go to music festivals or shag actors and yet...You can run from Alexa but you can't hide from IT. She still has IT doesn't she? In spades really....So much IT.That apron thingy, it really is just about bursting with ITness!"
Hetty: "Just don't bend over in front for the children. That would definitely not be considered art Loella or...performance."