Hetty feels validated by Tilda Swinton.
Because: Eyeliner, deliberately mute, occasional face slaps, Sicilian death stare, minimal European clothes. In fact...MINIMAL EVERYTHING. Hetty is so art house when she is not watching Merchant Ivory boxed sets.
When she got home from seeing "A Bigger Splash" I could not get anything sensible out of her. She was throwing all her Sabia Rosa bras into a large garbage bag and asking me....telling me really...
"Look Tilda doesn't wear a bra, why should I? What are these STUPID foam cups for? They make my chest look a cricketer's bottom. And nipples, Tilda's nipples are totally dominating my mind,"
I preferred Ralph Fiennes knob but I guess I am more of an airhostess than a proper diva.
I am sitting here holding onto my bra straps. No one is getting avant garde with these breasts.