Some bloody FOOL put Florence Welch wearing an exquisite Alessandro Michele gown (adorned with stars) on the worst dressed list.
Chin up goddess, they did the same to Bjork and she is a human spearhead!
Sorry, Taylor Swift is incredibly likeable but I don't want my icons to be nice people. I want them to burn me with their gaze and make me dig them an Amphitheatre in my back garden with my bare hands.
So the Grammy for best dress, best tresses, best vintage clout, best anti pout and most subversive fairytale style goes to OUR Florence. We are not shaking this slight off lightly. Listening to or looking at the other competitors felt a lot like trying to pull bubble gum off the sole of a Louboutin mule. Annoying.