"Hetty wake up!"
"What? I mean properly what?"
"Dressing like an architect's wife is over...you don't have to shop at COS or APC or even MARNI ever again..."
"Why?"
"Because Antipodean eccentric is the new pale grey..."
"You are Australian what would you really know?...."
"Bitch listen..."
"Does one have a choice?"
"I am back in Sydney and you are lucky really because it's ALWAYS summer here and the new eccentrics are turning status dressing on it's head. You can stop ornamenting yourself like a Faberge egg or an oligarch’s love objet and start studying asymmetry and clashing prints and sheer nude body stockings all over IMMEDIATELY."
"Loella is this the peri-menopause again?"
"Hetty...when have I ever made you buy the wrong dress? Speed dial Akira Isogawa and Romance was Born and order both collections, This is V&A bequest material."
"OK. Alright. But I am not wearing 27 kirby grips or a fright wig. One has standards..."
